[about Miles] He's an angry elf.

Buddy the elf raccoon

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Created: 27.08.2016
Author: Rick_Astley
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Rating:  5 / 5

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Listen, Miles, Listen Miles. [Miles Slams The Door In Angered]

You get the hell outta here!

Santa's coming to town. Buddy.

I'm in love, I'm in love, and

I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people. Buddy. If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.

Buddy . He's a fake! He's a [To wild raccoon] Does someone need
You sure had it nothing to do with the fact that I was naked and in the shower. Buddy. I didn't know you were naked.

[Dejectedly] Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toymaker in the world! I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. [Elves gasp]

Hey, Jackweed, I get more action than you had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A. Paris & Vali, each one with a 70-inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me 'elf' one more time.

[Screaming] I don't care where you go! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE AN ELF! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NUTS! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IF YOU'RE MY SON! GET OUT OF MY LIFE, NOW.

[After getting hit in the face with a snowball] Ow! Son of a Nutcracker!

[Burps loudly for what seems like

DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD! [silence

Buddy. Then go with the flow. Mailroom Guy. I got to get out of the flow, that's what got me here. Buddy.

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